Laughter's the Best Medicine

Photo by Deb Ann

The world's deafest fairy tale: A deaf man signed to a deaf woman: "You marry me you?" She had an ugly facial expression and signed back to him: "no." He lived happily ever after! (I changed some words around from somewhere.)


By the way, I had to steal the article from Seniors newspapers. But I'm not old yet, I just got to grab something to read out of the boredom while waiting in the lobby room. As all of you have seen Forrest Gump, the hilarious article I gotta share! So, are you ready to laugh off your butt?

When Forrest Gump arrived in heaven, St. Peter said, " Welcome, Forrest. You must answer three questions before entering."

"Golly, I hope they aren't hard," said Forrest.

"The first is, what two days of the week begin with the letter, T?"

"Today and tomorrow."

"Well, that's not exactly what we had in mind, but it could be considered correct. So, okay. The next question is, how many seconds are in a year?"

"Twelve."

"How did you arrive at that?"

"There's the second of January, second of February..."

"I see what you mean. That's not the answer we had in mind, but I can see where it could be considered correct. Now, the last question is, what is God's first name?"

"Andy."

"How in the world did you come up with that?"

"I learned it from the song: Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me..."

St. Peter opened the gates and said, "Run, Forrest, run."


Suppose Forrest Gump is deaf. St. Peter probably said, "Sign off."
Deaf Forrest Gump would stand at the gate forever and not sign.

Deaf Bunny

Deaf Bunny Dream


I liked the poem, Dust Bunny Dream by Sean D. Rasmussen, but I changed a couple of words such as dust to deaf and heard to saw. We use our eyes to see. Sean used most of the words, "See" in his poem. This picture is drawn by my youngest daughter, Hannah. KODA draws a picture and the eyes are so important to KODA. Have you noticed it, too?




A deaf bunny had a dream,
so real did it seem.
of flying away in a balloon.

Way up high in the air,
it soared without care,
in the light of the crescent moon.

Past the pyramids of Egypt,
and masted sailing ships,
that lay anchored in the deep blue sea.

It saw angels sing,
as they flew on pure white wings,
watching over you and me.

It flew over England and France,
and watched people dance,
in the castles that are there.
In the highest mountain,
animals played around a fountain,
and waved at the bunny in the air.

It flew toward the stars,
past the Earth and Mars.
Up, up, up to outer space.

There it saw the Milky Way,
but knew it could not stay,
although it was a beautiful place.

So with the night almost gone,
the balloon took it home,
back to its friends and family.

It flew back to its bunny bed,
with a fluffy pillow under its head,
as the morning light rises for all to see.

Deafhood Workshop in Rochester ROCKS

I asked Patti if it is okay to have her video clip posted into my blog and she said yes! Thank you, Patti! I want to share it with everyone in Colorado. I hope that we'll have a deafhood workshop here later this year. I believe this would bring a benefit to everyone. Enjoy the video :)

A Letter From Berry

Subject: Deaf and Hard of Hearing Program in Greeley Date:

Below is the letter we're going to send to everyone on your long list. We are writing to ask for your support to maintain the Deaf and Hard of Hearing Program at the University School in Greeley. This is a fine program, one of the best public day schools for the deaf west of the Mississippi River. It has had a long history of educating the hearing impaired children and young people residing in Weld County who frequently move to Greeley to attend the school. This program allows children to live at home and be educated in classes starting in preschool. These students are mainstreamed into the University School where the hearing students learn sign language and deaf students are an integral part of the student body, participating in the arts and athletics District 6 in Greeley plans to move the classes out of the University School and spread them throughout the various campuses in Greeley and will probably make them a part of the special education curriculum. Deaf Education requires different teacher education and student education from special ed. Deaf students are accepted in community colleges, 4 year universities and post graduate professional schools. If they do not have the appropriate education to properly prepare them for schools of higher education, their future education will be limited. We all know the importance of education and to hamper this groups' education would be unfortunate for their future careers and ability to work in good paying jobs. One part of childhood and education is establishing a peer group and the deaf and hard of hearing need this even more so due to their limited ability to communicate. The younger preschool students and elementary students need association with the older students to act as peers and encourage them to stay in school and do well. Scattering them across 3 or 4 campuses will eliminate this association and mentoring. Changing this system which has been so very affective in educating an already disadvantaged population and proven so helpful to our daughter, her classmates and other deaf alumni of this school makes no sense and would be extremely harmful to the development of these young deaf individuals' lives. We moved to Colorado 28 years ago from out of state in order for our daughter to attend University High then a part of the University of Northern Colorado. We still contribute to the school to provide a room suitable for hearing impaired students. By the way, they require specific rooms for their classes which are already in the University School and would have to be built in other classrooms in the District 6 schools, just another part of the unnecessary capital expense this change would require. Any influence you might have with School District 6 in Greeley or with the Colorado State Board of Education in acting to correct this ill conceived change would be very much appreciated. We would be happy to discuss this problem or answer questions if you would want to contact us.

Maribeth Berry
Jack L. Berry, M.D.

A Letter From Leanne

Honorable Senators, House Representatives and Friends,

My name is Leanne (Berry) Carpenter and I was in classes designed for the hearing-impaired at the University Lab School from 1980 to 1985 in Greeley, Colorado. I graduated in 1985 from University High. I moved to Greeley from Oklahoma with my family for me to receive a better education at University Lab School where I learned side-by-side with my hearing classmates and was able to use my excellent education to then attend Gallaudet University, the National School for the Deaf, and am
a graduate of that program also. This is why the program for the deaf and hard of hearing at University is meaningful to me. There is a difference in education for teachers of the deaf and special education. The method of teaching is different and special ed teachers don't necessarily understand deaf education. It is very important for the students in the Deaf and Hard of Hearing Program to stay at University High because they can receive an excellent education there and learn side-by-side with their hearing classmates and have that camaraderie since the hearing students learn sign language. It is important for all the students in the Program to be on the same campus. The older students serve as mentors to the younger students,
encouraging them and serving as examples to stay in school and do well. This would not be possible if the students are scattered across the city and on various campuses. The Program is worth it!

Sincerely,
Leanne H. Carpenter

Tag's World with bloggers!

Wow! Me? I'm tagged by Kim at Living the Questions and Sarah at SpeakUpLibrarian.

Tag, you're it! Ha-ha. This is a fun way to get to know other bloggers better. Kim and Sarah tagged me and now it's my turn to tag others. It's going to be blast! So here are the RuLeS.



1) Each player must post the rules at the top.
2) Answer the questions in bold (my rule-the question in bold on my blog)
3) Tag five people you would like to know better, go to their blogs, let them know they've been tagged and ask them to read your blog.

This is just for fun, so don't feel like you MUST play. I won't be hurt if you're too busy. Here are my answers to the questions...

What I was doing ten years ago:
I didn't realize how busy I was than I am here now. As you know, I sometimes get looped into a computer when I have nothing to do.
I was a stay at home mom with 10-year-old Tami, 3-year-one Sam, and 1-year-old Hannah. I was homeschooling Tami. My life was always busy and exciting. I've been to a fellowship with a lot of moms on Fridays. I was also teaching ASL classes for kids and families. I drove a lot on a road for my oldest girl, Tami's activities and lessons during most of my toddlers' naps.

Five snacks I enjoy:
1. Movie theatre popcorn- delicious
2. Chocolate bars- when I had to
3. Tortilla chips and salsa or yogurt- depending on my mood
4. carrots- when I think I needed to
5. apples- only when it's fresh and well-washed

Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
1. Donate to deaf programs at better schools
2. Donate to Churches for remodeling
3. Give our house away to a poor family with children and buy a ranch with a lot of homeless or abusive horses
4. Travel the world with my husband and kids (included my oldest daughter and her future husband)
5. Donate to Diabetes Associations (my youngest daughter has Diabetes Type 1)

Jobs I have had:
1. A bus person at a restaurant when I was so young
2. Making pizza and other food at Deli Shop when I was in college
3. An assembler at a boring corp. when I had a first child
4. A Babysitter
5. I spent most of my life as a stay at home mom, it's a job!

Three habits:
1. Knitting
2. Coffee with my husband
3. Enjoying movies with my kids

Five places I have lived:
1. a wild dorm at Gallaudet University Campus (I stayed for two years)
2. a small apartment in Colorado Springs
3. a townhouse in Lakewood
4. an old small house in Arvada
5. a big house with 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, a dining room, two family rooms, and a fireplace



Five people I would like to get to know better:
I already read Sarah's, Kim's AND Abbie's blogs and believe me, it's so fun! So I need to choose five bloggers!
1. Michelle at It's just What I Do
2. LaRonda at Ear of my Heart
3. Deaf Kathy
4. Jayme's Epiphany
5. Mary Ruth at Deaf Discourse

You can click at their websites on my right side of this blog.
Hope you enjoy!

Deaf's Journey

a photo by Kellenita

Deafread’s Journey
by Deb Ann

Oh! Give me an understanding where we read,
Where anyone with despite our difference
sharing and acknowledging,
Where we shouldn’t see any discouraging word
but honestly in a good view
we may remark and cognize,
And Deafread as an important journey
where leading us make a process to Deafhood.